The Nativity, As Told By Ethan
Jesus was born at night. At night. In the dark. A fairy there - oh a angel - for God above. There was wood where Jesus was born. Then these bad guys come and they going to scare him. There nice guys. They protect him. There God. God... indivisible with liberty and justice for all. Jesus born at night - tiny tiny tiny tiny. Was Jesus born at night? Wasn't Jesus was born at night?
We might need to work on some of the details.